Porter, You’re An Asshole

As followers on Twitter (and to an extent, Tumblr) will know, I’ve been playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf. I was able to get it by trading in a few games and using some GAME Reward points, so essentially, for free. Luckily, I’ve gained a couple of friends of whose towns I can go visit when available, but what if nobody has their gates open..?

ANCL Porter